Yukon, OK - The Yukon Oklahoma Police Department, today, announced a new Buy One TASER One promotion as a fundraiser to buy more armored vehicles for the rural law enforcement office.

LETS GET PHYSICAL ON THESE SOCCER FANS! MURICA!

Having previously kicked out a soccer fan for not standing during the national anthem and applying a TASER to him when he tried to re-enter the stadium, the Yukon Police showed their solidarity by offering to TASER any other Rayo OKC or Energy FC soccer fans in the area.

"Soccer is a godless communist sport full of anti-American dissidents," stated the Yukon Police Department announcement. "As such, it is our pleasure to sell tickets for a game and a TASER in order to raise funds to continue buying our armored vehicles and M-15's for the department. Long Live Canadian County and Long Live the Yukon Police Department! TASER for everyone who isn't a white home owning native Oklahoman....... well, not entirely native if-you-know-what-we-mean."

Despite not being utilized as security for Rayo OKC games anymore after the ejection and TASER incident, the Yukon PD indicated that they would be more than willing to stand in the parking lot and TASER anyone else that looked like they deserved it stating, "TASER today, Patriot tomorrow."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Yukon Police Department decides to increase the number of tanks they own.