The Nutmeg News

The Nutmeg News is a satirical web publication dedicated to the beautiful game, anarchy and idiocy.

We believe in long walks on the beach, the headed prowess of Peter Crouch, the dancing prowess of Peter Crouch, blowing bubbles in the bath and the longevity of Freddy Adu's career.

The Nutmeg News uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.