Jasper, IN - William (Billy) Connel admitted that he just honestly can't remember all the teams left in the MLS Playoffs.

I know it isn't Chicago, of that I'm pretty much certain.

Mr. Connel was called out by his friends as being a complete and utter moron after he trailed off mid conversation while stating, "Yeah with New York and... um.... Dallas and um.... P...Port...Land?" and then running away to get more beer and dip.

"I just can't remember, It was last month, I've been busy, I've been working, I've got things to do, I had to balance my check book, I've got some serious things to think about. At this point, I'm more concerned about my fantasy team and whether I can con my league into giving me bonus points for Cam Newton's lambada or whatever the hell that was." stated a clearly fucking stupid Mr Connel.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when he remembers that it is Orlando.