Columbus, OH - With the 2019 season finally over, Columbus Crew fan Jeremy Reynolds indicated that he was actually going to schedule some time to learn the words to the various supporters group songs he has been faking his way through for the past two years.

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“I’ve been just kinda doing that church thing where you open and shut your mouth at a low volume repeating things like watermelon and peace be with you and inserting the word Crew in various places,” stated Reynolds to The Nutmeg News. “I swear that the 2019 offseason is going to be the time where I actually learn the songs.”

Fans standing next to Mr. Reynolds in the Nordecke indicate that they always suspected he didn’t know what he was doing as they stated, “You know…. I always thought that whatever it was that he was doing didn’t necessarily look right.”

Friend Roman Wakes stated that he attempted to stand next to Mr. Reynolds and sing very loudly but that, “I don’t think that Jeremy really got what I was doing and he just kinda said CREW CREW CREW CREW CREW CREW CREW a few times very loudly. I asked him if we were at a Chicago Fire game and he just glared at me.”

Mr. Reynolds indicated however, that he officially penciled in a song-learning time on the 22nd of November and he plans on sticking to it.

“There will be NO distractions on a Friday evening for this 25 year old Crew fan,” stated Reynolds. “I’m going to look up all the references and words making certain I have them right for the 2020 season.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Reynolds is invited out for beers, forgets completely about his appointment and decides… “Ah, fuck it… I have plenty of time to do this in February.”