Vaccine Rollout Speed Gives MLS Fan Hope She Will Be Back In The Stands In 2024

Boston, MA - New England Revolution fan Phillipa Still stated that the current speed of the COVID-19 vaccine rollout really was giving her hope that she will be back in the stands in 2024.

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“I’m definitely at the back of the queue as far as priority goes,” stated Still to The Nutmeg News. “But the way they are quickly moving through patients lets me know that they are really attempting to enable me to see live sports in 3 or 4 years.”

Sources indicate that Still has no real idea who is getting vaccinated around her, how she will obtain the vaccine, and even if it is available.

“I keep hearing things like halving the vaccine load, or that people are refusing it or destroying it,” stated Still to The Nutmeg News. “So it stands to reason that we are an eternity away from any kind of mass spectator events.”

For their part, Major League Soccer sources indicated that they didn’t need a vaccine to let people congregate in their stadiums as they stated, “once everyone gets tired of this… and we are already there… they are just going to give up and won’t care about the consequences, and then we can finally get 4 or 5 thousand people into the stands willingly.”

The Nutmeg News will have more as Still sits at home and fondly talks about the before times when she would go to a restaurant and a movie.