LOS ANGELES - Proving to be a bigger unity point than anything else n their short history, fans of the Los Angeles Galaxy and Los Angeles Football Club (LAFC) announced a plan to band together to make Alexi Lalas feel unwelcome at their games.

“We will not stand by and have him feel only unwelcome at so-called rivalry games in Seattle,” stated LAFC fan Roger Jimenez. “We need to make certain that he feels like we are hostile and unwelcoming as well.”

Sources indicate that a truce only related to making Lalas feel unwelcome has been negotiated between fans with all other ideas of working together instantly voided.

“I hate LAFC and their fans, but we need to do this thing so that Lalas can go away,” stated Galaxy fan Jonas Gutierrez. “Other than that, their stadium can sink into the ocean.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Lalas claims this is a victory for him.