INTERNET - Jeff Abrams, an MLS team social media manager, stated that he considered it a major victory as he managed to make it through Monday, again, without quitting his job.

“I did update my resignation letter,” stated Abrams to The Nutmeg News, “but I didn’t send it in. I consider that a success. Honestly the comments weren’t even that bad today.”

Sources indicate that Abrams has considered quitting every single Monday for the last year since the shine wore off his job midway through his first season two years ago.

“I just didn’t realize what this whole job was,” stated Abrams with a blank stare as he reflexively shivered at a phone notification. “Its… alot.. I mean.. look… it’s… look, I can’t explain it but… it’s just… sometimes, well sometimes it’s great, but when it’s bad it is like sticking your head into hot tar as people yell at you for not being burned enough.”

Abrams claimed that despite all of that, there are moments where everything comes together.

“Yeah, when you nail a campaign that you’ve been working on it’s really satisfying up until you release it and despite the universal acclaim you manage to see the 10 comments from people who are perpetually upset at everything and you fixate upon that despite the great response and well, I’m thinking of trying to find a therapist to help me when I transition out of this job.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Abrams updates his resume dates, changes his resignation letter in the drafts and looks at job advertisements on LinkedIn as part of his “Self Care Tuesday”.