Columbus, OH - The fashion design team of Harrison and Debas admitted that they were shocked to find out that the Columbus Crew used the jersey design they submitted as a joke.
"We were really just playing around," stated Robinson Debas, "and they actually picked our design. Frankly, we are shocked. We were getting drunk, then we smoked a bunch of weed, loaded up adobe photoshop and went to town. Most of our decisions were based around being stoned and drunk while coming up with an idea we thought there was no way they would select."
With the new design released, Harrison and Debas quickly made up a bunch of bullshit about how the kit reflects their ideals.
"The blue is the color of the Ciroc we were drinking when we came up with this idea, the yellow fading into white is the color of our pee on that evening and the red is just a bunch of stuff we threw together after looking at our eyes in the mirror," stated Mr Debas to The Nutmeg News. "Frankly we are still amazed at this whole thing, but hey... what the hell, you know? I just wonder if they noticed that the kit has a giant embossed dickbutt on the inside of the shirt. I guess we will find out when they make them."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this when the petition is started to change the Columbus flag, just based on this kit.