Article About Soccer Player's Favorite Restaurant Fails To Answer Any Of Man's Questions About The Entire Scope Of Alleged US Soccer Corruption

Denver, CO - An article about the favorite restaurant of soccer player Dimitri Gudjohnson reportedly failed to answer any of Jerry Stewart’s questions about the entire scope of the alleged corruption of US Soccer as Stewart harangued journalist Harry Neil on Twitter about his obvious bias.

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“HOW COME U DIDNT COVER CORRUPTION BETWEEN SUM AND AYSO AND USSOCER LEADING TO BERHALTER BOYS REGIME,” stated Stewart to the Twitter account of Neil as he re-posted the story for his afternoon readers. “MLS $HILL CANT ASK THE HARD Q.”

According to Neil, he frequently fields questions about his partiality, character and moral flexibility if he posts anything that would be considered a personal interest story about soccer players.

“Not all my stuff is going to be a hard hitting expose,” stated Neil to The Nutmeg News. “Nearly everyone in the soccer writing community is barely hanging on to their job right now for a variety of reasons. I once had a piece on a Rapids player cancelled after the team felt that they wanted an in house reporter to handle it due to concerns about previous criticisms I wrote online. It’s almost like some of these critics haven’t dealt with the behind the scenes machinations that go on in getting information, stories and breaking news.”

For his part, Stewart indicated that he didn’t care about any of the things that Mr. Neil stated as he emailed our reporters the following response.

“HE IS PART OF THE CONPRICAY TO DEFRAUD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF REAL FOOTBALL AND THATS WHY NO ONE TRUSTS JOURNALISTS ANYMORE. NO ONE WANTS TO READ ABOUT POOJOHNSONS FAVORITE RESTAURANT. WE WANT TO READ ABOUT FUNDAMENTAL CHANGES BEING IMPLEMENTED AT THE INTERSECTION OF US SOCCER AND THE AYSO THAT WILL MAKE OUR COUNTRY INTO THE GREATEST ON THE WORLD STAGE AT WINNING WORLD CUPS.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Neil’s report on the financials of NPSL teams garners a paltry 1,000 views.