NEW YORK - Stating, “It’s gameday,” soccer fan Yasmine Hernandez cracked a beer at 9:00 am this morning as she prepared to watch an archived YouTube stream of the 1999 US Open Cup game between the Rochester Rhinos and Colorado Rapids.

Between my fan and my zoom background it really looks like I’m back outdoors!

Detailing her plan to get day drunk, fall asleep, and then wake up and then fall back asleep again, Hernandez enthusiastically cheered on the grainy Zapruder-esque footage from her quarantine bunker.

“I don’t have a clue what day it is anymore and where the hell are the Pizza Rolls and… oh…oh my…... JAGERSHOTS!” stated Hernandez with her head inside the apartment freezer.

With all the days of the week blending together into a miasma of depression, elation, boredom and drunk browsing of Instagram, Hernandez stated that she needs something to keep it all together.

“Gameday! It’s gameday! That means I’m having a different day from yesterday which was games day that I spent trying to play Dark Souls. Today it’s all about drinking this beer and watching this game and hopefully not waking up with a hangover at 2:00 pm.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Hernandez realizes she doesn’t have anything in her house to help with a hangover.