The entirety of the United States and Canada were reportedly devastated as the Nations League was announced as being postponed, today.
This is probably right.
“My god, that bastard virus finally did it, it finally postponed…. wait, what is it called,” stated Tommy Hilroad of Boston.
“We will never recover from this Nation thingy being moved in whatever sport it is that it was being played,” stated Julie Arbogast of Green Bay.
Fans across the continent rent their clothing wearing nothing but sackcloth and poured ashes upon their head as they wen’t, “All biblical up on that shit,” according to Dallas native William Henderson.
“This is devastating,” stated Henderson to our reporter. “I was planning on taking my work sabbatical to follow around whatever team it was in this sport thing nation whatever to wherever they were playing in the format in which they were playing the thing they were playing.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Dow Jones Industrial plunges upon news of the postponement.