Orlando, FL - Insiders are reporting that the Orlando City SC social media staff are struggling with which of the 37 losses from the last two years they should replay as they tried to figured out how to entertain a fanbase that watched their team struggle over and over again, in recent times.
“Maybe it should be the 5-2 loss against the Fire from last season,” stated one unnamed staff member. “We scored in that game.”
Other staff members argued against that particular game as they indicated that they could play the 6-1 loss against the Union since that is tied for their Record MLS and Road defeat.
“Look, we could also do the Highest scoring MLS game where we lost 3-5 against New York City FC,” stated one member of the war room. Sources indicate that was rubbished because it came back in 2015, and there were plenty of really awful defeats since then.
With other teams playing games from better times gone by, it is reported that some of the staff looked back at the record of Orlando City over the past five season and said, “shit.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as they play the 9 match losing streak from 2018.