Des Moines, IA - Capos for Internazionale Club de Foot Des Moines announced that an effort to appeal to Gen Z members with new songs has fallen apart as no one involved with the capos can name a BTS song.

“How about a new song set to the Music Man. Everyone LOVES broadway!”

“What about that… um…that Instagram song that’s like no no no no no,” stated one befuddled 37 year old Capo sporting a modified Black Flag patch on his vest.

According to those involved in the meeting, a number of artists were brought up as being, “relevant,” to the youth of today only to be shot down after the Capos couldn’t name a single song.

“I’m not even gong to pretend,” stated Brad Stonehouse, Capo for 5 years. “I don’t have a fucking clue. I spent most of the weekend trying to brush up on The Weeknd, because I thought that was relevant. Now they want me to talk about… um… Doja Cat? I thought that was a meme.”

43 year old Capo Hank Pulaski stated that he spent the weekend watching the HBO documentary on the Bee Gees and that he found it delightful and maybe, “we should try to write something to.. you know… one of their songs. The music now is too confusing. How many bunnies are there… there’s like a Khaled and a DJ Khaled? How do you even keep that straight? I don’t even know.”

This flew in the face of 40 year old capo Andrew Rossiello who stated, “Guys, what about Trent Reznor/Nine Inch Nails. I’m telling you. Everyone knows Trent Reznor, now. They have a whole catalog. It’d be hard as fuck.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the capos start a Tik Tok account purely to get some relevant outsider suggestions.