Loudon County, TN - Reports from a recent scrimmage in the area indicate that Loudon United defeated Loudon United FC as Loudon United SC took on Loudon United AC.

“We have been excited about the growth of soccer in the area,” stated Philip Lovegood, director of Loudon United. “I just want families to understand that we were first, in the area.”

Sources indicate that rival methodologies took root in the area that lead to the creation of the unrelated Loudon United squads as youth directors, coaches and academies try to mine the depths of the area for the next Jonny Campbell.

“We must implement and understand the La Masia concept while integrating this into our local culture at $4,500 per child,” stated one Youth Soccer director. “Travel costs will likely be going up this year due to COVID but that’s the price to pay if you want your child to be noticed by Loudon Manchester United Senior Academy. You won’t get there by playing with Loudon United, they don’t even do Rondos.”

“It’s not just rec soccer and boys soccer,” stated one concerned parent. “My daughter players for Loudon Rush who played against Loudon United against Loudon Chelsea. It’s all very confusing.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the county celebrates the formation of a 6th local for-profit team called Loudon Unidos.