Denver, CO - According to a new press release by the Colorado Rapids, the details on their new mint kit are so tiny that they are only visible with the assistance of an Electron microscope.

To the naked eye, the new kit appears to be a white shirt with some very small faded green details, and some lines that are stated as being topographical, however team sources indicate there is more than meets the eye.

“We encourage our fans interested in the kit to head down to a local research lab, have the scientists there use a Freeze-fracture replica immunogold labeling technique to help peel open membranes to allow visualization of what is inside and have them show you the sublimated details of our new kit,” stated the Adidas designer responsible for the kit. “All of that money I spent on my degree at Devry was completely worth it for this one.”

The Rapids press release stated, “We wanted to express our creativity and listen to the fans who are mad about cookie cutter kits. If you go down to the micron level, you can see the effort we put in. We think fans with high level science technology will love it.”

With the high level of detail came very specific wash and care instructions as the details on the kit state, “Please don’t wash the jersey more the 6 times or you’ll imbalance the protons in the kit detail and it’ll be gone forever.”

The Nutmeg News will have more as the team considers plans of putting a classic fan chant on the back of the wash tag on a future home kit again…. you know… for the fans.