The long running soap opera General Hospital was pre-empted, today, by coverage of the US Soccer scandal live re-enactment featuring Woody Harrleson as Gregg Berhalter and Ben Stiller as Claudio Reyna as they act out the current incestuous and petty drama consuming the United States Men’s Soccer Team.

As the saga is utilizing breaking news of Gio Reyna’s mother reporting Gregg Berhalter to the US Soccer sporting director for purported domestic abuse from 30 years ago, some of the action has been a retelling of the facts leading up to the current situation as the players acted out the drama that occurred during the recent World Cup.

“We are hoping that by the time we get through the exclusion of Gio Reyna from the lineup and the dramatic phone call made by Danielle Reyna that we will have a syndication deal,” stated showrunner Paul Fields. “As of right now, we are shooting from a soundstage in Burbank, but if we get a syndication deal we will recreate some of the Qatari locker room scenes in Vancouver.”

Fans are reportedly picking sides as they navigate the embarrassing high-school drama consuming this group of so-called professionals.

“Danielle was RIGHT,” stated @RelForEveryone on Twitter. “No one is above the law and if this is what it takes to get Berhalter out than I don’t care.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the US Men’s Team continues to be an embarrassment.