Denver, CO - New soccer fan Paul Stewart sagaciously nodded at his friends as they all gathered around the television on Boxing Day to watch soccer as he boldly stated, “Everything I need to know about Manchester City fans comes from watching Jamie Tartt’s dad,” as he sipped at the Heineken in front of him.

“They are violent reprobates and I want them to lose,” stated Stewart to the collective group. “Did you see the murder in his eyes? I can’t be involved in that.”

Sources indicate that Stewart started watching Ted Lasso with his girlfriend in the leadup to Christmas and the actions of character Jamie Tartt’s father lead him towards ruling Manchester City out as the team he could support.

“If I’m going to support someone it’s going to be a team with people I can believe in, like Wrexham,” stated Stewart. “Now that I’ve watched that documentary, It’s informed me completely and utterly about the character of the fans there.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stewart starts Sunderland Til I Die in an attempt to inform himself of the character of people from, “wherever that is in England.”