INTERNET - Select fans of teams in Major League Soccer (MLS) reportedly banded together to launch a drive to raise awareness of their passionate dislike of the league.

“We are not a monolith,” stated one anonymous supporter. “I’ve disliked MLS since my team went into this shit league and as a person who has roughly $326 dollars in the bank there is nothing I could do to stop them. I just want everyone to know that just because my team is in this shithole league that I’m not some kind of walking mouthpiece.”

One supporter was vehement in his opposition to MLS and their business practices as he stated, “I spent years watching my team before they went to MLS and I’m not going to let them kill my love of this team. But if you think that I automatically support this league and all of their dumbass rules and machinations, well… I can guarantee you that is not true.”

Sources say that the group of fans are organizing and collaborating on literature for new fans to come to terms with their team or adopted team being in MLS. One such effort is a pamphlet on grief and acceptance entitled, “so your team decided to join Major League Soccer.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as people online call them sheep.