Kansas City, KS - Stating, “It worked for Andy Polo and the Timbers,” Gavin Wilkinson reportedly hired and directed a new “SKC Security Patrol” collection of ex-law enforcement goons to go to the houses of angry Sporting Kansas City fans in order to, in his words, “work things out.”

“You aren’t gonna drop those tickets now…. are you, Bobby?”

Wilkinson was reportedly aghast that news of the terrible things he did with the Thorns and the Timbers reached the ears of other fans as he stated, “this is why you have fixers,” before he dialed for a private visit to some especially loud fans.

“Look, the only problem with the Polo situation and the Riley situation and the Shim situation was that some people talked,” stated Wilkinson, allegedly, to people within the SKC organization. “I just want these angry fans to listen to my cadre of police officers that are employed by the club who can have a sit down conversation at their house to explain why they are wrong.”

Sources say that some within the SKC organization are concerned that this is a terrible direction for the team to head, however Peter Vermes expressed his full throated admiration of the tactic.

“I think our fans have gotten too soft,” stated Vermes to his 36 foot tall sock monkey he calls General Patton. “What’s a little coverup of a sexual predator and domestic violence between friends. I remember when sports weren’t political. Like when Jesse Owens beat the Nazis. The good old days.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wilkinson curates a new collection of fans to help the Cauldron navigate these tough times.