CHICAGO - Sources say that writers started multiple blog entries with the intent to detail Frank Klopas taking over the team again for the third time only to be stopped because they just realized they didn’t care about writing the same article again.

“Honestly, who gives a shit anymore,” stated one blogger who still covers the team. “It’s like I’m perpetually in the twilight zone where every choice is made over and over and over again and nothing ever changes.”

Sources indicate that the situation with the Fire would anger the last remaining supporters if they hadn’t spent the last game mainlining Malort and checking on the status of their Football Manager save.

“The only way this is funny is if they, now, hire Frank Yallop before letting him go and having Brian Bliss take over again,” stated one anonymous fan. “Then we can start the cycle all over again.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Klopas takes over the team in 2025 for the fourth time.