INTERNET - Sources say that the worst person you know online is now subscribed to Twitter Blue as soccer posts were inundated by the prioritization of the least intelligent discourse online.

“Oh… @USMNTfever is subscribed to twitter Blue? Yeah, not surprised,” stated one person online. “The moderately racist rants and overt Elon Musk fanboy posts really illustrate why they would shell out the money. It’s absolutely insane they have 15,000 followers online although if you look at their list of followers it is a lot of @usernamebunchofnumbers.”

Sources say that nearly every soccer post that includes some kind of mention of politics, policy, or even basic human functions now includes prioritized idiots arguing at the top of every feed.

“It’s great,” stated one veteran Twitter user. “Now I know who to block.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Twitter Blue subscribers complain about their lack of engagement.