NEW YORK - Attendees of Glen Randolphs Super Bowl party confirm that they still don’t know the result of the championship game for the National Football League (NFL) as Mr. Randolphs paused the stream 9 hours ago to begin a, “simple explanation,” of the Major League Soccer (MLS) roster rules and is still continuing his explanation.

“This was supposed to be fun,” stated one anonymous party attendee. “But Glen won’t shut the hell up. Although I must say that his 2 hour vivisection of the Inter Miami roster rule situation that lead to fines and sanctions was quite fascinating.”

Sources say that the party goers would’ve left hours ago, but Mr. Randolphs continues to supply pizza, beer and wings as he explains, in depth, the roster acquisition rules during the late 2000s for returning US International players who previously played in the league.

“And we now make it back to, once again, Landon Donovan,” stated a beleaguered Randolphs. “We will take a 5 minute break and begin our conference on Targeted Allocation Money after you all get some coffee.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Randolphs complains about why more people don’t seem to enjoy watching soccer with him.