Dallas, TX - FC Dallas, today, announced a new operation to expand Freedom to the northern oil fields of Afghanistan with their new militarized player special forces.

FC Dallas special operatives training for the invasion

Calling the event “The Enduring Freedom Operation” the FC Dallas teams will parachute behind Taliban defense lines to free oil wells for use by FC Dallas and Shell, a new sponsor of FC Dallas.

“We believe that our commando trained special operative players can infiltrate into the countryside and liberate productive oil wells for the good of the country,” stated FC Dallas Colonel Ralph Williams. “It is an important culmination of the training these men have put in over the last few months. What with the live fire exercises and playing Ride Of the Valkyries at them as they army crawl under faux barbed wired, these boys are ready.”

For their part, the players of FC Dallas stated, “we got this,” as they prepared to fly into Sar-e-Pul in order to free the Qashqari Oilfield. “We just need to pressure the defenders and get after them early. Let’s get up a goal and free those oilfields boys!”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as FC Dallas spends the next 20 years trying to bring freedom to the specific wells they liberate.