NEW YORK - Major League Soccer executives flush with the Switft/Kelce excitement have reportedly reached out to singer/songwriter Michelle Branch regarding her possibility and interest in dating a defender for Los Angeles Football Club (LAFC)

“It’s an exciting time to start dating a soccer player,” stated the pitch to Branch and her team. “Soccer is a growing sport in the United States and what better way to show that you are with the supporters (not fans) of today than by showing up to a few matches (not games) in a luxury box with a personalized kit (not jersey) to root on a hunky soccer (not football) player.”

Sources say that the league is hoping to catch a bit of the Switft madness as they unite behind a potential moneymaking and controversy generating relationship.

“Soccer is the sport of tomorrow and we feel confident that Michelle Branch can be the singer of tomorrow as well! What can we do to get you into a relationship with a soccer player today…. for tomorrow!”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as MLS also reaches out to Vanessa Carlton to see how her relationships are going.