Kansas City, KS - Sporting Kansas City (SKC) fan Abram Halvorson admitted that he is, "just too busy to freak out right now" regarding news of Krisztian Nemeth's potential departure.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT....
Oh ... it'll be fine, right? RIGHT? SOMEONE HOLD ME.
"I'm trying to get this Fedex truck loaded and I don't have enough time to keep up with twitter today," stated Halvorson to The Nutmeg News on Friday.
With Dom Dwyer tweeting and then deleting a goodbye to Nemeth, all SKC fans are finding themselves fluctuating between hyperventilating, refreshing twitter and convincing themselves that this is all just a giant joke.
"I'd love to be panicking, but these Amazon orders aren't going to load themselves. I plan on freaking out during my allotted time for my smoke break before returning back to only slightly freaking out as I get through the last few hours of my day. Once I get home, I'm planning on going into full panic mode unless this whole thing has been resolved by then," stated Halvorson.
Reportedly Mr. Halvorson's friends have relentlessly sent him links on Facebook, Twitter and text message about the Nemeth situation and are upset at his inability to get mad right now.
"We need him to add some rage and context into our flailing," stated friend and season ticket holder Tony Brucio. "I just need to get him on the phone so I have someone to rant towards."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this when Mr. Halvorson gets home, opens a beer and sits back to let the paranoia and worry of twitter wash over the remaining 6 hours of his day.