WASHINGTON - At the press conference following the State Of The Union speech, representatives of the United States government including President Trump unveiled a new Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp Expansion for any lawbreaking FIFA World Cup fans.

“We were concerned that we wouldn’t have enough specific prisons to hold any of these scum who come to visit the United States during this time,” stated one anonymous representative. “It’s important that fans know that if they break any of our laws they will end up in a cell in Guantánamo. And frankly, we can hold you here as long as we want.”

The way in which World Cup fans may end up in Guantanamo Bay are long and varied, but one source within the administration said that the situation is flexible.

“If you are Dutch, we will take you to a holding tank in the United States first,” stated one source. “However, if you are Mexican? STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO. Brazilian? It depends upon how much money you have. Dominican or Honduran? STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO. Frankly we have more orders to just send people of a specific nationality than we do of actual offenses.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Democrats in congress complain strongly in their fundraising letters about the situation.