INTERNET - The National Independent Soccer Association (NISA) announced that their upcoming unsanctioned season would feature Tables, Ladders and Chairs with the end being by pinfall or submission.

“We are hoping to bring an exciting new development to soccer in North America,” stated NISA Hardcore Director Billy “Badass” Gunn. “We are hoping that fans will enjoy all the new possibilities that can happen with the NISA storyline.”

Sources say that the season will finish with an no-holds-barred rumble-in-the-Phoenix-Carpark that will include a barb wired goal mouth and a title belt suspended above the field that teams will be required to build a human pyramid to reach.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the US Soccer Federation attempts to hold back players from joining NISA, but only a little, and then they let them go when the music for The Rock hits.