Seattle, WA - After repeated viewings of the movie The Firm, fledgling Seattle Sounders casual Wesley Thorgood admitted that he is ready to go full proper lad in a suit and tie to tonight's Sounders - Sporting Kansas City playoff game.
WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA!
"I was told that I needed to work on my knowledge of soccer as well as the supporters scenes that go along with them, so I watched The Firm last night," stated Thorgood to The Nutmeg News on Thursday. "I'm not entirely certain what Tom Cruise has to do with soccer hooligans, but I guess that's just something I'm not meant to understand."
Reportedly, friends gave a number of suggestions to Mr. Thorgood regarding the movies he could watch, but he was only able to find The Firm available on his streaming services.
"They said The Firm was one of the ones to watch alongside Green Street Hooligans and The Football Factory. I couldn't seem to find the other two, so I watched The Firm. Honestly, it just really confused me about the whole casuals scene because I don't know how you can be a casual while dressing in a suit and tie."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr. Thorgood starts his own "Dapper Lads Casuals Firm" where members are required to wear a suit and carry a briefcase.