BREAKING NEWS: The National Women's Soccer League (NWSL), today, issued a press released stating that, "It is still, currently, federally illegal to grab our players by the pussy or to kiss them without their permission."

The Nutmeg News is able to print the full press release below.

"With the nationwide election of Donald Trump, the National Women's Soccer League needs to clarify that despite his previous comments about his predilection to sexually abuse women, that grabbing our players by the vagina or kissing them without their permission is still not allowed and will be punished under the current statutes. The NWSL will update their rules of player conduct and interaction with the general public when and if these rules change, but please understand that you, the fan or the President of the United States, are still currently prohibited from sexually assaulting our players.

Thank you,

Jeff Plush"