Orlando, FL - National Premier Soccer League (NPSL) owner's league wide were reportedly thrilled that the annual ownership meeting was finally being held at the upscale Howard Johnson at Airport Mall instead of the shitty one off Highway 4.

Remember that time where the rep from Virginia Beach FC did a cannonball off the waterfall into a collection of Freddy Adu memorabilia?

"This one has icemakers and fresh linen service," stated one anonymous owner. "It's a vast improvement over the other location where we had to buy a pool cleaner to remove the vast amount of warped Mickey Mouse ears, empty Banana Boat sunscreen bottles, palm leaves and discarded Goofy themed condoms."

Owners, in previous years, complained about the basic lack of amenities such as reused sheets, traffic noise and a lack of reputable pizza places that would actually deliver to the motel.

"I don't care what the pictures look like, the hotel was a dump. It's nice to actually have a conference room this year instead of just having the ownership meeting on the bed of AFC Cleveland's room. It's got an actual professional feeling to it this year."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as NPSL Chairman Joe Barone tells the rowdy owners to knock off the late night pranks and return to their room before the HOJO takes away their security deposit on the conference room.