The North American Soccer League (NASL) released their long term plan on Thursday after fans of the league and the teams therein have been clamoring for the league plans for the future.

"See, if you notice this image.. we have a pyramid and we have a scheme. That scheme is to be the top of the pyramid. Others will have to be the bottom. That is our pyramid scheme."

The Nutmeg News was able to obtain an advanced copy and below are the items in the 10 point plan.

NASL 10 Year/10 Point Prospectus

#1 Be The Best - (Within 5 years)

#2 Get Paid

#3 Get More Teams

#4 Get Even MORE Teams

#5 Get More Money

#6 Get Even MORE Money

#7 Get on TV (Within 5 years)

#8 Take Over For That Other League - (Within 6 years)

#9 Continue To Be The Best (10 years)

#10 Don't Not Be The Best

The Nutmeg News asked NASL president Bill Peterson how the league plans to accomplish the aforementioned tasks and he stated the following, "We plan on diversifying our core branding perspective, signing better advertising executives and getting on television. Then we just sit back, be the best, allow people to see we are the best and then we make money. It's really quite easy."

When asked whether he thinks the NASL will ever truly be able to compete as a first division when it barely seems, at times, to be able to get its head out of its own ass and has teams with financial difficulties playing with horrible infrastructure and utilizing high school football stadiums Commissioner Peterson stated, "Maybe!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the NASL continues their quixotic quest towards relevance.