Seattle, WA - With many variables at play regarding how the season has gone for the Seattle Sounders, fan Oscar Davids admitted that after not much thought at all he has decided to blame head coach Sigi Schmid for all the faults of the team this season.
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"It's only natural," stated Davids to The Nutmeg News on Wednesday. "It's Sigi's fault and I will brook no other conversation regarding the matter."
Reportedly, after deciding this as the cause of all problems with the Sounders in 2016, Davids took to the Internet to loudly proclaim that the issue is Schmid.
"This is the kind of tough talk that we aren't used to in Seattle," began Davids on his multi-part tweet designed to castigate the head coach for 2016. "But I'm going to say what you must know, what you don't know, and what you should know."
Fans of the Seattle Sounders were reportedly agog at this new information that many hadn't even begun to consider.
"Schmid? SCHMID? I hadn't even thought about that. What a novel and new approach to understanding the difficulties of 2016," stated Paul Westerbrook of Enumclaw.
"Wow, Sigi. Wow. I just. Wow. Wow. Wow. I mean, this is just all unknown information. Completely unknown. Unlike all the other reasons this one hasn't been beaten to death. This all makes SENSE! HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS THEORY BEFORE," stated Linda Evans of Tacoma.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr. Davids spreads his theory to the blogs.