LOS ANGELES - The newly moved Los Angeles Chargers announced that they would be required to share the Stub Hub Center with local soccer team the Los Angeles Gala..something.
"As per our agreement with the city of Los Angeles, we will be required to share the Stub Hub Center with some soccer team," stated team president and CEO of the LA Chargers, Dean Spanos.
"We want to assure our fans that our games, branding, and even usage of the field will take priority as per the rules of our multi billion dollar industry."
The local soccer team were reportedly excited to share their facilities as some random spokesperson for them stated to The Nutmeg News, "This will finally give us a chance to practice for the MLS playoffs on a field with football markings. Thank god! Go NFL! Go Football! Enjoy Thursday games and that parking situation!"
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Chargers try to figure out where they can hide players recovering from massive concussions with a sideline that small.