NEW YORK - Major League Soccer (MLS), today, confirmed that the Houston Dynamo/Sporting Kansas City game will be a tables, ladders, and chairs match as the battle for supremacy in the Western Conference gets real.

It's Feilhaber..... HE'S AT THE TOP.... WHATS HE GOING TO DO........ Oh..... MAH.... GOD.....

"We felt like a game like this deserved a main event, and there's no main event bigger than our Tables, Ladders and Chairs matchup," stated President of Major League Soccer, Mark Abbot.

"Fans are coming out for the spectacle, so anything goes. We want to see that high flying action and we hope that SKC v Dynamo will bring in people who want to see high octane and punishing soccer."

Abbot stated that the league has been expanding it's reach into previously forbidden territory after the success of their, "Hell In A Cell," mid-season matchup of RBNY v NYCFC.

"It's in our best interest to be on the cutting edge of soccer, and Tables, Ladders, and Chairs allows us to innovate in a way that hasn't been seen before, except the last time we did it."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ike Opara scores a scorpion kick goal while swan diving off the top of a ladder.