Las Vegas, NV - Gabriel Casey was, reportedly, unaware that within 12 months he will turn into a raving soccer lunatic that is entirely too obsessed with the game as his city of Las Vegas announced a USL team that will eventually become Casey's obsession.

"Nah, I don't like soccer," stated a currently apathetic Casey who doesn't know any better. "My friend James is into it, but I just don't see the attraction."

The friend that Casey refers to is 28 year old soccer superfan James Hemming who will play an integral part of introducing Casey to the game at the beginning of next season.

Our reporters spoke with Hemming about the new USL team in his area.

"I'm really excited to finally have a team to call my own. I'm totally going to get season tickets. I bet I can convince Gabe to come with me. It's gonna be fun!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when a paint covered Casey emerges from a hallway in 14 months with the announcement that he finally finished the T.I.F.O. that he painted for Las Vegas United FC.