WASHINGTON - National soccer journalist Thomas Willis reportedly spent the last hour scanning through his in depth review of the Columbus Crew and Gregg Berhalter looking for the number of Gs in the head coaches name.

"Every time I think I have it fixed, I find another Greg instead of Gregg," stated Willis to The Nutmeg News. "I've reviewed in 4 times and I keep thinking I'd find one and then it's there again. And while I'm searching for misspellings I'm consistently updating the story which means I have to go back and make certain I didn't spell it wrong again."

According to his editor, Willis stated that he was determined to not have to update the column after it was published as his last column contained two Gregg references and two Greg references.

"It's not going to happen again," muttered Willis to himself at his keyboard. "I'm going to make it through without another Greg."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this when Willis realizes that he incorrectly spells Berhalter in the first sentence of the piece.