Harrison, NJ - While pogoing extensively in the South Ward, tonight, Red Bull New York fan Sean Hamilton gasped, "I am not in shape for this," as he attempted to hold it together during the CONCACAF Champions League game against CD Olimpia.

More pogo? You guys? Are we sure? Anyone want to start a chant where we sit down?

Hamilton spent the entirety of the offseason eating junk food and attempting to switch from IPA's to Stout beers as his preparation for the season kicked into overdrive.

Concerned friends asked Hamilton if he was ok as he momentarily grabbed his knees and bent over at the waist in some futile attempt to collect more oxygen into his lungs. Mr Hamilton, reportedly, then wondered out loud if he was starting to get a bit too old for this.

According to sources within the stadium, New York fan Tony Mayhew stated, "the only way you are getting through this is with another beer," to which Mr Hamilton obliged as the sweat mixed in with the rain on his face.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr Hamilton calls in sick to work due to some cold or fl.u that he picked up Thursday night.