Boston, MA - US fan Paul Smith stated that he was already planning the 2022 World Cup Victory parade after the United States men won their recent friendly against Bolivia, on Monday.

Like this but with Flag Capes and "Build A Wall" chants.

"TRES A CERO," posted Smith to his Facebook page religiously as he began planning what the parade to celebrate the victory in 2022 would look like. "Absolutely NOTHING can go wrong now in the next 4 and a half years! We are on a collision course with DESTINY!"

According to friends, Smith was disgusted with the performances of the US Team leading up to the missed World Cup in Russia. However it appears that this disgust vanished as soon as the United States won as he was last seen vigorously waving an American flag in front of his duplex and wearing a pair of American flag board shorts while screaming out "USA ain't nothing to fuck with."

Our reporters spoke with Mr. Smith's supervisor at Wingz in Brighton who stated that Mr. Smith had called in sick, on Tuesday, after reportedly coming down with a case of the, "Patriotic Flu."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Smith tells everyone about this new crop of players that just can't fail that you can watch play meaningful games in 2 or 3 more years.