Piscataway, NJ - Sky Blue fan Laura Ingram was surprised to read news, on Tuesday, about the National Women's Soccer League that wasn't regarding a major league scandal as she gleefully savored a column about Sam Kerr and Megan Rapinoe winning ESPY awards.

Oh........ok......... maybe not THIS particular article.

"This is the most positive article about the league I've seen in over a month," stated Ingram to The Nutmeg News. "Nowhere does it mention the federation pulling players in the middle of a playoff run for meaningless friendlies. Neither does it mention the deplorable conditions at Sky Blue. Neither does it mention that we haven't had a commissioner for the league in over 500 days. Admittedly it's only a few sentences, but at least it is positive!"

Ingram reportedly savored the column before turning to another one on Valve about the possibility of the NWSL falling to pieces that included a stinger regarding her club possibly failing or moving before she closed out her twitter and went to a company bathroom to sigh and think about having scotch for dinner.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ms. Ingram attempts to keep herself from clicking on an additional column about Sky Blue that she finds on another blog.