LOS ANGELES - After Los Angeles Football Club (LAFC) lost the Western Conference Semi-Final 3-1 amid a shower of garbage, beers, and debris on the field, 32 of the 968 owners of the franchise including Lead Managing Owner Larry Berg and Co-Managing Owner Brandon Beck and Co-Managing Owner Bennett Rosenthal and Executive Chairman And Owner Peter Guber and President and Owner Tom Penn and Vice-Chairman and Owner Henry Nguyen and Director and Owner Ruben Gnanalingam and Director and Owner Vincent Tan and Owner Will Ferrell and Owner Tony Robbins and Owner Mia Hamm Garciaparra and Owner Earvin Johnson and Owner Chad Hurley all announced that they would launch an investigation into the purported, “Never LAFCer,” fans who allegedly bought tickets to the event in order to embarrass the home fans by throwing trash on the field.
Rimando clearly brought the beer himself to embarrass LAFC fans and had a plant in the stands!
“Yesterday’s Never LAFCer fans could NOT be true LAFC fans,” stated the assigned spokesman for the LAFC ownership group. “How come they (including the ESPN) found NOTHING about true LAFC fans when they looked at the footage?”
According to a released statement, the owners of LAFC indicated that their true fans were, “Not at fault for the display in the stands and the actions that were clearly a part of a rogue state operation by Soros funded operatives from Seattle and agitated ANTIFA leftists that infiltrated the stands with the help of Galaxy fans from CARSON.”
The spokesman for LAFC indicated that, “Never LAFCer fans were seen by our true LAFC fans throwing garbage onto the field. We know it, they know it and when we spoke to our fans they indicated that no true LAFC fan would do such a thing. There are 18 1/2 minutes of missing footage from the security cameras. Does this not bother anyone else here? Our true fans responded well to this loss. It was the best loss. The response was the best response. The most humble. A perfect response to a loss.”
After reporters asked questions about previous escapades of throwing debris and trash onto the field from last year, the response was a vehement denial by the LAFC spokesman as he stated, “Look at Orlando City. Look at Columbus. Look at Sporting Kansas City. These are all places where this takes place. They send their worst to us in order to embarrass the greatest team in the league. We will investigate and we will find the truth.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this LAFC appoints a task force to investigate the task force investigating the rogue state fans.