Portland, OR - The North Carolina Courage were unable to convert the extra point, on Wednesday night, as their game against the Portland Thorns finished with a paltry 6-0 scoreline.

You just need the right kind of expert for these things.

“You call this football?” stated Courage fan Debrah Hagins. “This is the kind of stuff that is embarrassing. You have one job and that job is to kick a ball. How do you not get the extra point?!”

Fans were aghast that a game could finish 6-0 but according to Courage fan Stephanie Halman she has grown to expect these types of results this season.

“Remember that game against Orlando where we got a safety and a field goal and still won the game? It isn’t always pretty, but we just need to get it done and stop judging whether we can convert these extra point chances.”

Thorns fans in Portland were equally incensed at the scoreline as they faulted their own team for not being able to respond with a touchdown.

“We kept trying to run the ball and we just needed a touchdown. This is some kind of horse shit,” stated Thorns fan Brandi Stewart.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Courage work on kicking drills all week to resolve the problem.