Phoenix Rising Fan Tired Of All The Losses

Phoenix, AZ - Phoenix Rising fan Oscar Martinez stated that he was tired of all the losses after the recent 2-1 loss to Fresno FC at Chukchansi Park in California.

“IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR JUST ONE WIN?!”

“This is just the kind of stuff I’ve been talking about,” ranted Martinez to friends at their watch party. “This team just doesn’t know how to win, it’s all bullshit. We are definitely going to lose the rest of the year.”

Martinez reportedly fell into a spiral of overinflating the chances of Rising to make an impact on the post season and dismissing their chances entirely as he dealt with his inability to lose gracefully in a public manner while spouting off in his living room.

“Oh it one rng to win at home but HOW IS OUR RCORD N THE ROAD, EH #SchantzOUT” typed Martinez angrily into his Twitter account as he decided to lash out, drunk spelling be damned. “Winng streaks end and this is what I’ve bee talking about ALL SEASON LONG,” ranted Martinez as he sat in silence on his couch and ignored the people he invited over to his apartment.

“Dude, I think he is pissed off,” stated Rising fan Hashem Akosh. “Hey man, it’s ok…. it’s just one loss.”

However, these gentle entreaties did nothing to stem the rising bile in Martinez fingertips as they lashed one more insult out on the web before he retired to the parking lot outside to calm down.

“I just don’t see how we will ever win again,” stat Martinez to our reporter. “It’s just not possible. The winning streak was a lie, unless we start winning again.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Martinez leaves a sniping comment on Rising’s Instagram page about the loss.