Denver, CO - The Colorado Rapids, today, announced an “Among Us” COVID-19 promotion for their upcoming games.
“We will be starting our adventure with 11 players, 2 of whom will be imposters infected with COVID-19,” stated Rapids director of marketing, player scouting, social media and setting up cones Dale Williams. “The goal of the game will be to have the players figure out which of them are the imposters and eject them from the game into quarantine so they can play next weekend.”
Team sources indicate that players are already being paranoid about the situation as they keep accusing each other of, “pretending to finish tasks but just standing around.”
“Keegan Rosenberry was with me the whole time,” stated Lalas Abubakar. “Cole Bassett. He is very sus. I saw him standing by a vent and he looked like he was going to jump in. I swear. That’s why I pressed the button. We need to vote him off. HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO JUMP. WHY DOESNT ANYONE UNDERSTAND HE IS THE ONE?!”
Even goalkeepers are fighting back as William Yarbrough stated, “I was already sus of a few people before this game even started. Some people have just been sitting in the ice baths, I saw them on cams. Do NOT let Orange follow you. He was wandering around the hallways and wasn’t doing anything. Everyone should know I was in the airlock when we discovered the positive test. It couldn’t be me. Vote to kick out orange!”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the imposters win again.