Hartford, CT - Eliminated Toronto Football Club (TFC) were punished by Major League Soccer by being forced to return to Canada, on Tuesday night.

“They can take their brand of togetherness and solidarity that took them through this pandemic in a remote place far away from their families and go back to their socialist utopia,” stated MLS scheduler Ralph Anderson.

Sources with the league state that they immediately revoked the travel visas of the TFC players as they instructed them to return to the hellscape of Toronto where they can safely watch the United States continue to implode from a significant decay of the faculties of at least 70 million people.

“I say AMERICA…. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT,” stated one Hartford housekeeper as Jonathan Osorio started sprinting for the border as fast as he possibly could. “If these people don’t want to stay around here and watch us argue about whether or not there is a deep state cult that exists to tear down conservative commentators on Twitter in an effort to have hidden sex cults in the basements of pizza places then they can GO!”

“We’re so happy… I mean sad, to leave,” stated one anonymous TFC player. “It was great being in a country being at the brink of collapse, and we understand MLS’ decision to send us back to free healthcare and high taxes that go back to a functioning society that isn’t completely tearing itself apart based upon unsourced and anonymous rumors posted on an image board used by 13 year old edgelords.”

The Nutmeg News will have more as Toronto players buy 100 pounds of all dressed chips at a nearby Safeway and blast Drake from their team bus as the players celebrate the return to their country and their families.