Seattle, WA - Emerald City Supporter (ECS) Capo Tim “Lazer” O’Reilly yelled at all the attendants of his companies COVID-19 conference call detailing their work from home responsibilities to, “get fucking LOUD for the boys out there,” as he channeled his frustration from the upcoming MLS games getting postponed into a productive outlet.
“THEY CODE FOR US, WE SING FOR THEM,” shouted O’Reilly as his manager detailed how the full time and contract developers would work from home.
Sources indicate that O’Reilly went on a profane two minute rant about all of the lazy noobs that are sitting on their hands and not participating in this call as he vigorously picked up a company emblazoned coffee cup and waved in front of the camera on his laptop.
“EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK UP AND LETS GET LOUD,” screamed O’Reilly towards the shocked participants. “POGO FOR THE STOCKHOLDERS! CONFERENCE CALLS FOR CONFERENCES NOT CORPORATIONS”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as O’Reilly blames his outburst on his inability to scream at other people on a weekly basis.