Atlanta, GA - E-MLS E-tournament special e-champions Paulo Neto and Franco Escobar reportedly e-celebrated their e-championship with an e-visit to a virtual version of the legendary Atlanta strip club e-Magic City.

“Forget e-Disneyland,” stated Neto to The Nutmeg News. “We are gonna load up an e-visit to e-Magic City!”

The e-MLS e-tournament involved a combination of a fan and an Atlanta United player as the dominant virtual Atlanta side trounced a virtual Sporting Kansas City side 7-3 on e-aggregate.

“We e-slapped them around,” stated one anonymous e-Atlanta United e-staff member. “We just added another trophy into our cabinet next to the Campeones Cup.”

E-Supporters flooded into the virtual e-streets to celebrate the e-champions as they organized e-banners, an e-parade, and an e-celebration at e-venues across Atlanta.

“We are champions AGAIN,” stated Atlanta United supporter Ralph Henderson. “You can’t stop Atlanta. The music is thumping and we are gonna visit e-Magic City for some e-shenanigans and some e-fun. I hear that the e-players are gonna bring the e-cup! It’s gonna be amazing. After that, we are gonna e-celebrate this e-victory by dominating an online poll for the best stadium in MLS and e-MLS.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Atlanta United fans take to social media to defend the Campeones Cup, again.