WASHINGTON - Emerging from the Presidential bunker below the White House, President Donald Trump stated that he was pushing for the deployment of the 101st Airborne division against the Timbers Army.
“Tom Cotton RIGHT,” stated the President on Twitter. “Badly gang ANTIFA liberal extreme-leftists Timbers Army must be stopped! LAW AND ORDER! CHINA! NOVEMBER 3RD. FAKE NEWS! STRENGTH! REVOKE 230!”
Advisors for the President of the United States indicate that President Trump believes that the Timbers Army is an actual army occupying Portland, Oregon.
“He asked how many tanks they have and if they have the bomb,” stated one insider. “Some of his most loyal advisers indicate that they want to use the insurrection act to put down the occupying force, and he won’t hear any different about the fact that they are a soccer supporters group.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as President Trump continues to Tweet his way through this crisis.