Philadelphia, PA - Soccer fan Anthony Hughes took to the internet to complain about the current state of his favorite sport as he stated, “Why can’t we make soccer less complicated in this country,” while also admitting that he can’t convince his neighbor to wear a mask for the health of the neighborhood and his family.

Look at all these sheeple unable to breathe. SHEEP!

“I don’t understand why soccer has to be the way it is here,” stated Hughes as he simultaneously rebutted a number of comments on his Facebook page from high school friends and old acquaintances claiming COVID-19 is a conspiracy infection brought about by 5G and masterminded by Bill Gates.

“It doesn’t make sense. We have the infrastructure to really make a splash on the world stage if we could figure things out,” stated Hughes as he tried to argued with someone on Reddit that you should care about other people and that older American’s don’t, “deserve to die if that means I can get a haircut.”

Hughes was reportedly upset after noticing the problems suffered by leagues, teams and players where it is clear that the game of soccer has settled in with the overarching arc of United States society towards discordant, sometimes depressing but very profitable chaos.

“It seems like all we need is someone who can actually come in with a plan that will emphasize the stability of the leagues and maximize the growth of the sport without compromising the fans that got the sport where it is,” stated Hughes as he scrolled through Instagram noticing a number of pictures of friends and family across the nation out at bars, gyms and restaurants without masks.

“Oh well, I guess it’ll get better after the next election when we get someone that really cares about the game,” stated Hughes as he repeated the same phrase he said recently about the upcoming 2020 election.

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