Orlando, FL - From the depths of 26 floors down a disinfected elevator shaft, past a socially distanced guard dog named Brutus, down the hallway with a germ sensing laser grid and two retinal scanner door ways, Major League Soccer (MLS) commissioner Don Garber announced the Double Trouble Bubble Bobble, an MLS Is Back The Tournament initiative.

“I was blowing bubbles outside recently and two bubbles floated into each other and just kind of stuck together and that’s when I got an idea,” stated Garber to the collected reporters there by tele-presence. “we need multiple bubbles. So we’ve created the Double Trouble Bubble Bobble for players and staff.”

Sources indicate that the Double Trouble Bubble Bobble is much like the original MLS Bubble but better.

“It’s a lot better. It’s the best. It’s so much better than the original bubble because it means that the original bubble was shit! This is the best bubble, the second one. There’s no way that virus is getting inside THIS time.”

According to reports, FC Dallas will soon announce that they are part of the Double Trouble Bubble Bobble initiative and will still play their upcoming game in 7 days despite the multiple positive COVID-19 tests.

“The SECOND bubble will not fail us like the first bubble. That was an inferior bubble for some teams. The second bubble will certainly insulate teams and support staff from the very real situation that is the COVID-19 pandemic,” stated Garber.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as players complain that the only food in the second bubble is dry toast and a protein shake.