Orlando, FL - The commissioner of Major League Soccer, Don Garber, is reportedly recovering from a collapse and loss of senses after he attended a sponsorship and tv rights meeting that detailed the possibility of an Orlando v Cincinnati MLS IS BACK THE TOURNAMENT final.
“Atlanta and other markets would have been nice,” stated one MLS source, “but there have been plenty of Orlando based lawn care companies looking to possibly sponsor the finals. I’m not certain why he is so worried. Cincinnati against Orlando is compelling must-see television.”
According to the commissioner himself, Garber indicated that he was recovering well.
“I don’t know what happened. First I was looking at the tournament brackets as the groups and possible ramifications were explained and then I woke up on the ground with someone fanning me with money to revive me.”
For their part, the sponsorship and TV rights team of Major League Soccer remain bullish on the possibility of this unexpected final as they stated, “everyone knows that Cincinnati will drive the national television ratings through the roof. Why we’ve received sponsorship opportunities from three different local drywall companies and a heritage foundation started by Marge Schott. It’s going to be just fine.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Don Garber places a phone call to Carlos Vela.